I Am Ill

byFat Roland

Our back page columnist says he has written his latest missive while hallucinating.

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I Can’t Get No Sleep

byFat Roland

Tossing away, he’s been trying to get himself off for hours

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How To Have A Number One

byFat Roland

Our so-called columnist explains how you, yes you, can have a Number One hit. We pay him for this.

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3 minute read

Charly

byFat Roland

Posh toffs and banjos? King Charles III raving it up?? Looks like our wayward columnist has finally gone royally mad

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2 minute read

Weird Contact Lenses

byFat Roland

Peering down the corridors of power, our intrepid correspondent is the one with his ear pressed up against that door at the end. On the other side, someone is shouting about The Prodigy…

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3 minute read

Right in the Peepers

byFat Roland

If you find yourself standing next to our professed columnist at a gig – trust us, you’ll know – we’d advise you to calmly sidle away…

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3 minute read

Why Am I Not A Famous Novelist?

byFat Roland

“Words are stupid” Tom Tom Club once said. When they’re in the hands of a particular columnist they are.

I Am Ill

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