How To Have A Number One
Our so-called columnist explains how you, yes you, can have a Number One hit. We pay him for this.
Fila Brazillia: Fila Dealers
Silent since 2004, the return of Hull’s finest with a brand-new EP is cause for some celebration. Parking up in the nearest hostelry, sit back and enjoy the very good company of Fila Brazillia
Moog Launderette
Events have taken a strange turn, but events are always strange when our loose screw columnist is in the house
Squarepusher: Push It
From blind machine fury to rip-roaring bass monsters and ear-bending synthesis, Tom Jenkinson is always pushing boundaries, no matter what shape. With the release of a new album, we find him in reflective mood… can it be that Squarepusher is mellowing?
My Lego Roland Orzabal
The Lego he’s been ordering lately has got a little out of hand
2020: My Predictions
A kazoo, cool sunglasses and a hard-boiled egg
Squarepusher ‘Be Up A Hello’ (Warp)
Sinewave hello
The 2010s According To Me
How do we sum up the last 10 years? “Ask Fats,” someone suggested. We wish we hadn’t…
Delia Derbyshire
“Who’s in the magazine this month so I can write about them?” “It’s Delia Derbyshire,” we said. What could possibly go wrong…
Acid House
He turns up each month waving paper with words on insisting he’s a columnist. We think he might be lost.