Peak Poetry Plaudit
More random musings from Fat Roland. On his mind this month (as far as we can tell) is Poetry
Space-Age and Woooo
More random musings from Fat Roland. On his mind this month (as far as we can tell): Ambient Music
Dollar Money $crotum
More random musings from Fat Roland. On his mind this month (as far as we can tell) is Rap
Lovely clogs
Fat Roland is musing in a slimmed-down way. On his mind this month (as far as we can tell): New Formats
Clowns in a Blender
Yep, the birds are annoying him again. He’s awake early, best stay indoors…
Milbo Maggins
On this, the occasion of our 100th issue (just for the absence of doubt), our fourth favourite columnist considers the future of magazines. Well, when we say “considers”…
12-Chinned Janet
We would like to apologise to Fatboy Slim, Christopher Walken, 12-Chinned Janet, the entire population of Hull, and funk soul brothers everywhere
The World of Foppish Dukes
Codpieces, pointy bras, Kraftwerk with muskets… he thinks he’s in a period drama. Don’t worry, it’ll pass. Just try not to look him in the eye
Right in the Peepers
If you find yourself standing next to our professed columnist at a gig – trust us, you’ll know – we’d advise you to calmly sidle away…
Electronic Sound HQ
In desperate need of a sugar fix, our self-styled columnist is heading for Electronic Sound HQ. Not again. Excuse us while we lock up the biscuits and batten down the hatches