Fizzy Water As A Treat

We really do try to keep him away from the “special” water. In this issue, the truth about bestselling albums. we are sorry

When our so-called columnist gets ideas above his station, we hang him upside down in the stationery cupboard for a bit. We forgot we’d put him there this month. He went a bit odd, can you spot the difference?

More random musings from Fat Roland. On his mind this month (as far as we can tell): Ambient Music

He asked if he could write “proper stuff”. “You know, about history and that,” he said

A waste of space? Sure, but our errant columnist came in pretty handy when we wanted someone to look after the office hamster while we were on our holidays…