Porkies Again
We really do try to keep him away from the “special” water. In this issue, the truth about bestselling albums. we are sorry
Suddi Raval ‘Hardcore Uproar’
Together’s Suddi Raval explains how being a HaÇienda regular led to rave juggernaught ‘Hardcore Uproar’
Steaming Brown Hurricane
In order to protect himself from the cruel world out there, our resident loose cannon, erm, columnist, has a genius plan… sigh
Bonobo ‘Migration’ (Ninja Tune)
He Likes to Move It
Smoking Sherbet Dips
Just a usual day at the office. our columnist has one of his school days flashbacks, and we’re on the phone to the lawyers… again
Men in White Coats
Hang on… we’re just calling the men in white coats. Our esteemed columnist needs his injection and that nice coat with the sleeves round the back. “Hello? Yes, ambulance again please, and hurry…”
Tazered Travolta
Turns out our resident columnist also enjoys throwing shapes on the dancefloor. You should see him do the fandango. Very, very frightening
Guitars Made of Digital
High on powdered chocolate, again, our resident columnist Fat Roland attempts to explain why florists called Clint are essential for synth construction…
Chips. Cheese. Things. Words
We’re a little bit worried about Fat Roland, our resident columnist. This month, despite promising he wouldn’t keep taking the tablets, he’s talking about his BRIAN ENO HOT PANTS again
Timmy Mallett, Tony the Tiger, Jesus
Our resident columnist Fat Roland remembers the time he met one of the guys from Orbital, his all-time favourite band. Except he doesn't actually remember it because his brain was full of drugs, absinthe and, er, farm animals