Theremins
“I know all about theremins," he said. [Editor reads copy, rolls eyes]
Space For 1999?
There’s a good reason we park this columnist at the back of the mag.
Summer Holiday
Can you be deported from Whitby?
Bonobo: Bits and Pieces
When lockdown drudgery stalled Bonobo’s creative process, inspiration for his new album ‘Fragments’ came in the shape of modular synths, sweeping strings, vocals galore and, well, a bagpipe choir
Cancel Culture
With some inevitability, cancel culture has finally caught up with our so-called columnist. What took so long?
Bonobo ‘Fragments’ (Ninja Tune)
Aped Crusader
My New Social Media App: Fatr
He’s done what? Well who let him do that? This won’t end well
Video Games
We’ve made the call, they are coming to take him away
Fat Roland’s Xmas 2021 Time Machine
Getting in the office time machine for the traditional festive trip, our very own loose canon isn’t messing around… Jesus! he exclaimed. Jesus, we sighed
I Can’t Get No Sleep
Tossing away, he’s been trying to get himself off for hours