Unnecessarily Repetitive

“I know all about theremins," he said. [Editor reads copy, rolls eyes]

The Lego he’s been ordering lately has got a little out of hand

We really do try to keep him away from the “special” water. In this issue, the truth about bestselling albums. we are sorry

It had to happen, our wotnot columnist person has been unleashed, let into the real world to talk out loud. To other people. Maybe you should go see him. We can’t, we’re washing the office that day