Jailed Lead Singers

Oh, the folly of the rich and famous. Imagine if our lot got on a Morrissey I-can-write-a-novel kick… we stare off into the distance all wistful, like, and imagine such things…

Our erstwhile columnist has been let out to play. He’s treading the boards at the Edinburgh Fringe. Brace yourselves because he’s fretting. And when he frets, there’s generally Windowlene involved

How do we sum up the last 10 years? “Ask Fats,” someone suggested. We wish we hadn’t…

More random musings from Fat Roland. On his mind this month (as far as we can tell) is Rap

In order to protect himself from the cruel world out there, our resident loose cannon, erm, columnist, has a genius plan… sigh