Pimpled Herbert

A kazoo, cool sunglasses and a hard-boiled egg

Events have taken a strange turn, but events are always strange when our loose screw columnist is in the house

Hang on… we’re just calling the men in white coats. Our esteemed columnist needs his injection and that nice coat with the sleeves round the back. “Hello? Yes, ambulance again please, and hurry…”

When our so-called columnist gets ideas above his station, we hang him upside down in the stationery cupboard for a bit. We forgot we’d put him there this month. He went a bit odd, can you spot the difference?