Why Am I Not A Famous Novelist?

“Words are stupid” Tom Tom Club once said. When they’re in the hands of a particular columnist they are.

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Our resident columnist is back from his stint at the Edinburgh Festival. We reckon you ought to be seeing him on ‘Mock The Week’ any day now. In the meantime, he’s demanding a pay rise and going on about Aphex Twin again