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Our resident columnist Fat Roland remembers the time he met one of the guys from Orbital, his all-time favourite band. Except he doesn't actually remember it because his brain was full of drugs, absinthe and, er, farm animals

Oh heck. This isn’t looking good. This isn’t looking good at all. Our resident columnist is on THE DRUGS again…

Blah blah blah, part-time columnist blah blah filing copy late blah blah rattling on about something or other blah blah haven’t really read it blah blah is it any good this month?

The Lego he’s been ordering lately has got a little out of hand

Back once again with the ill behaviour, our loose cannon of a columnist will give today’s sermon…