Clowns in a Blender

Events have taken a strange turn, but events are always strange when our loose screw columnist is in the house

Our potentially award-winning columnist is not easily impressed. He is, in fact, easily unimpressed. Ask him about DJs these days. Go on, ask him and see what happens. And yes, that is prune juice on his cardigan

LISTS, LISTS and more LISTS. We’re drawing mighty close to that time of year. But our Fats has had enough already. He will 1) Not make any lists this year 2) Or maybe he will… 3) What? Oh…

More random musings from Fat Roland. On his mind this month (as far as we can tell) is French Music

Pop it in the goal, mate. That was easily a hole in one, ref. He’s got a googly in the bunker. Sport!