Clowns in a Blender

“I know all about theremins," he said. [Editor reads copy, rolls eyes]

Our so-called columnist walks an ever-decreasing fine line between having a job and, well, how to put this? not having a job. Here he wins our Annual first mention of Xmas competition, by some distance…

More random musings from Fat Roland. On his mind this month (as far as we can tell) is Poetry