Clowns in a Blender

byFat Roland
May 11, 2023

Yep, the birds are annoying him again. He’s awake early, best stay indoors…

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Clowns in a Blender

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Fat Roland

I ate the dog

Disqualified For Doping

Attack, Decay, Sustain, Release

My Lego Roland Orzabal

Sport Sport Sport

Loyal Readers

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Clowns in a Blender

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