Ford Fiestas

Our resident columnist questions the benefit of the Performing Rights Society’s latest committee

Living the dream, that’s our Fats. He woke up from one the other night where he had a some great ideas about how to land a Number One the easy way. Just like THE KLF. Sort of. Desperation or blind faith, you choose

Pop it in the goal, mate. That was easily a hole in one, ref. He’s got a googly in the bunker. Sport! 

Events have taken a strange turn, but events are always strange when our loose screw columnist is in the house

He asked if he could write “proper stuff”. “You know, about history and that,” he said