Video Games

Our so-called columnist explains how you, yes you, can have a Number One hit. We pay him for this.

Spread some festive cheer we said. “I’ve bought a drum machine,” he said

Our erstwhile columnist has been let out to play. He’s treading the boards at the Edinburgh Fringe. Brace yourselves because he’s fretting. And when he frets, there’s generally Windowlene involved