Charly

Our so-called columnist explains how you, yes you, can have a Number One hit. We pay him for this.

He turns up each month waving paper with words on insisting he’s a columnist. We think he might be lost.

Spread some festive cheer we said. “I’ve bought a drum machine,” he said

More random musings from Fat Roland. On his mind this month (as far as we can tell) is Rap

Our resident columnist is back from his stint at the Edinburgh Festival. We reckon you ought to be seeing him on ‘Mock The Week’ any day now. In the meantime, he’s demanding a pay rise and going on about Aphex Twin again