Charly

How do we sum up the last 10 years? “Ask Fats,” someone suggested. We wish we hadn’t…

In order to protect himself from the cruel world out there, our resident loose cannon, erm, columnist, has a genius plan… sigh

“I know all about theremins," he said. [Editor reads copy, rolls eyes]

We’ve spent this month hiding all manner of computers, pens and stone tablets, but somehow he still managed to cough up a column. Come to think of it, did he actually write this? Even we don’t know anymore…