Cloudbuster!

Deluded, misguided, ill-informed, flawed, confused, and for the most part, barking up the wrong tree. Oh, sorry Fats, opened A letter addressed to you by mistake. It’s from your doctor…

More random musings from Fat Roland. On his mind this month (as far as we can tell) is ‘Doctor Who’

Our resident columnist Fat Roland remembers the time he met one of the guys from Orbital, his all-time favourite band. Except he doesn't actually remember it because his brain was full of drugs, absinthe and, er, farm animals

He turns up each month waving paper with words on insisting he’s a columnist. We think he might be lost.