Cloudbuster!

Here’s the latest from his nice “room”, you know, with the padded walls

Spread some festive cheer we said. “I’ve bought a drum machine,” he said

Our resident columnist Fat Roland remembers the time he met one of the guys from Orbital, his all-time favourite band. Except he doesn't actually remember it because his brain was full of drugs, absinthe and, er, farm animals

When our so-called columnist gets ideas above his station, we hang him upside down in the stationery cupboard for a bit. We forgot we’d put him there this month. He went a bit odd, can you spot the difference?