Bandus Campos

More random musings from Fat Roland. On his mind this month (as far as we can tell) is ‘Big Brother’

It had to happen, our wotnot columnist person has been unleashed, let into the real world to talk out loud. To other people. Maybe you should go see him. We can’t, we’re washing the office that day

He turns up each month waving paper with words on insisting he’s a columnist. We think he might be lost.

Here’s the latest from his nice “room”, you know, with the padded walls

When our so-called columnist gets ideas above his station, we hang him upside down in the stationery cupboard for a bit. We forgot we’d put him there this month. He went a bit odd, can you spot the difference?