Unnecessarily Repetitive

He turns up each month waving paper with words on insisting he’s a columnist. We think he might be lost.

When our so-called columnist gets ideas above his station, we hang him upside down in the stationery cupboard for a bit. We forgot we’d put him there this month. He went a bit odd, can you spot the difference?

In order to protect himself from the cruel world out there, our resident loose cannon, erm, columnist, has a genius plan… sigh

Our resident columnist questions the benefit of the Performing Rights Society’s latest committee

Here’s the latest from his nice “room”, you know, with the padded walls