Unnecessarily Repetitive

When our so-called columnist gets ideas above his station, we hang him upside down in the stationery cupboard for a bit. We forgot we’d put him there this month. He went a bit odd, can you spot the difference?

More random musings from Fat Roland. On his mind this month (as far as we can tell) is Cabaret

Events have taken a strange turn, but events are always strange when our loose screw columnist is in the house

More random musings from Fat Roland. On his mind this month (as far as we can tell): Ambient Music

Starting 2018 as he means to go on, Our columinst has been working hard on his late copy excuses. This month: “my column is late, I ate the dog”

The thing is, we like to keep our columnist away from actual real people for reasons that will become obvious the more of his work you read…