I Am So Very Good At Kicksporting Football Soccer

Our potentially award-winning columnist is not easily impressed. He is, in fact, easily unimpressed. Ask him about DJs these days. Go on, ask him and see what happens. And yes, that is prune juice on his cardigan

More random musings from Fat Roland. On his mind this month (as far as we can tell) is Rap

Events have taken a strange turn, but events are always strange when our loose screw columnist is in the house

Back once again with the ill behaviour, our loose cannon of a columnist will give today’s sermon…

Codpieces, pointy bras, Kraftwerk with muskets… he thinks he’s in a period drama. Don’t worry, it’ll pass. Just try not to look him in the eye