My Gym Has An Ambient Room

Our resident columnist questions the benefit of the Performing Rights Society’s latest committee

Our resident columnist Fat Roland remembers the time he met one of the guys from Orbital, his all-time favourite band. Except he doesn't actually remember it because his brain was full of drugs, absinthe and, er, farm animals

A kazoo, cool sunglasses and a hard-boiled egg

Fat Roland turns his sights on The Buttonistas of the DJ premier league, where the machines do the work instead of, er, Bavarian folk music