Unnecessarily Repetitive

Our resident columnist is back from his stint at the Edinburgh Festival. We reckon you ought to be seeing him on ‘Mock The Week’ any day now. In the meantime, he’s demanding a pay rise and going on about Aphex Twin again

More random musings from Fat Roland. On his mind this month (as far as we can tell) is French Music

Our so-called columnist walks an ever-decreasing fine line between having a job and, well, how to put this? not having a job. Here he wins our Annual first mention of Xmas competition, by some distance…

We really do try to keep him away from the “special” water. In this issue, the truth about bestselling albums. we are sorry