I Can’t Get No Sleep

byFat Roland
November 11, 2021

Tossing away, he’s been trying to get himself off for hours

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1988

byFat Roland

If our columnist had a time machine and went to 1988 and we pulled the plug out, accidentally, it would only take him 30 years to walk home from the past. Oh look, here he comes now…

BBanging On

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Cattle

byFat Roland

There would come a day, inevitably, when our so-called columnist would tip himself over the edge. That day has come, he has finally lost it and what broke him? Cattle. CATTLE!

BBanging On