Cancel Culture
With some inevitability, cancel culture has finally caught up with our so-called columnist. What took so long?
Bonobo ‘Fragments’ (Ninja Tune)
Aped Crusader
My New Social Media App: Fatr
He’s done what? Well who let him do that? This won’t end well
Video Games
We’ve made the call, they are coming to take him away
Fat Roland’s Xmas 2021 Time Machine
Getting in the office time machine for the traditional festive trip, our very own loose canon isn’t messing around… Jesus! he exclaimed. Jesus, we sighed
I Can’t Get No Sleep
Tossing away, he’s been trying to get himself off for hours
Ford Fiestas
Try get your head round the idea that our columnist is into Formula One
Theo Alexander
Pitch-perfect piano loops ahoy
Why Am I Not A Famous Novelist?
“Words are stupid” Tom Tom Club once said. When they’re in the hands of a particular columnist they are.
The United States of America
Big place, America. So big that if our so-called columnist ever visited he could easily get lost