Meet Geoff, Electronic Music Ambassador
While our dealings with our columnist are strictly email only, it’s nice to hear he has a friend… sort of
Bandus Campos
Right, who left the special cakes out? Oh no, not again
My Gym Has An Ambient Room
He’s a big man and he’s out of shape. Sleep soundly dear reader
Television, Drug of the Nation
A television set has many names. We put a strong case for idiot box being our favourite
Music Is Not Real
He asked if he could write “proper stuff”. “You know, about history and that,” he said
Thou Shalt Not Twist Thy Neighbours Melon
We think he might have started having lockdown fever dreams. Get a priest…
The Actual Best Electronic Music Tracks of Actual All-Time
Here’s the latest from his nice “room”, you know, with the padded walls
How To Have A Number One
Our so-called columnist explains how you, yes you, can have a Number One hit. We pay him for this.
Moog Launderette
Events have taken a strange turn, but events are always strange when our loose screw columnist is in the house
My Lego Roland Orzabal
The Lego he’s been ordering lately has got a little out of hand