DJ Donkey Botherer

More random musings from Fat Roland. On his mind this month (as far as we can tell) is Poetry

A man who can’t understand that disco biscuits and chocolate biscuits aren’t quite the same thing, our… what’s that? He’s done it again, hasn’t he?

Hang on… we’re just calling the men in white coats. Our esteemed columnist needs his injection and that nice coat with the sleeves round the back. “Hello? Yes, ambulance again please, and hurry…”

More random musings from Fat Roland. On his mind this month (as far as we can tell) is Cabaret