Oompah Jazz Fusionists

Our resident columnist questions the benefit of the Performing Rights Society’s latest committee

We’ve made the call, they are coming to take him away

Try get your head round the idea that our columnist is into Formula One

Fat Roland is musing in a slimmed-down way. On his mind this month (as far as we can tell): New Formats

Say there was someone, and He (or she) was sending us weird rambling emails And despite asking, he (or she) wouldn’t stop. We should call the police, Right? Anyway, here’s whatshisface

It had to happen, our wotnot columnist person has been unleashed, let into the real world to talk out loud. To other people. Maybe you should go see him. We can’t, we’re washing the office that day