My New Social Media App: Fatr

A man who can’t understand that disco biscuits and chocolate biscuits aren’t quite the same thing, our… what’s that? He’s done it again, hasn’t he?

Events have taken a strange turn, but events are always strange when our loose screw columnist is in the house

More random musings from Fat Roland. On his mind this month (as far as we can tell) is ‘Big Brother’

Hang on… we’re just calling the men in white coats. Our esteemed columnist needs his injection and that nice coat with the sleeves round the back. “Hello? Yes, ambulance again please, and hurry…”

“Who’s in the magazine this month so I can write about them?” “It’s Delia Derbyshire,” we said. What could possibly go wrong…